The video-stream that I've linked to below is, unlike the Neil Patrick Harris Frosty video that I posted last night, totally appropriate viewing for your children. I mean, you would be remiss if you didn't expose them to the Facts Of Life Very Special Christmas episode, or that one Ren & Stimpy where Stimpy gets frostbite, or the Diff'rent Strokes that had Mr. Drummond dressing up as Santa. Right? Right.
Behold, the BetaMax Xmas, or BETAMAXMAS! Like Festivus, but with Gary Coleman!
Just go to BetaMaXmas.com, and tune the TV to whatever you like. There's a TV Guide to consult if you don't feel like like dial-surfing, and you can change the channel whenever you like. I had this page open-tabbed the whole holiday season last year.
You will too. Just you watch.