This story has WTF written all over it, so I’m going to skip the preamble and dive right in: a 31-year old woman from Kentucky is facing assault charges after squirting a police officer in the face with breast milk.
Yup, you read that right. Breast milk.
Toni Tramel, who was originally arrested for public intoxication, was changing in to an inmate’s outfit while in the company of a female deputy when she allegedly squirted milk in the deputy’s face. The move landed her a third-degree assault charge and bond set at $10,000.
If she’d just kept the girls to herself, Toni probably would have spent the night in the drunk tank, maybe gotten a fine; a slap on the wrist.
Imagine going down in history as The Woman Who Squirted Breast Milk In A Deputy's Face?
Honestly, I thought I’d heard it all...and then I heard this story. Stuff like this makes my brain boggle.