Martha, Martha, Martha... first she came out with the magazine that took the simple and made it complicated in the most beautiful way possible. Then she hosted a television show that animated the unattainable lifestyle from her magazine for those too lazy to read about it. Personally her stuff made me feel worse about myself and my lack of decorating and cooking skills.
Then Martha Stewart went to jail and I grew to like her. Amazing how a trip to the big house made her more likeable and easier to relate to ... considering I've never been to prison (yet).
So what's next? Apparently, Martha is pitching a new reality show where she cleans up decorating mistakes gone bad and fixes party planning mistakes from hell for regular folks. Yo Martha, sign me up!
I firmly believe if anyone can make diamonds out of dung, it's going to be Martha Stewart.
Who else can emerge from jail and resurrect a career in the crapper without a smudge on her pastel hues or a ruffle on her twin set and teach the world how to make panty bouquets? Martha, Martha, Martha.
I'd totally let Martha into my home to fix my decorating blunders. Though I'm not sure if my decorating can even be termed 'decorating' though it definitely can be coined as a 'blunder'. And as for letting her take over party planning? Anyone who knows me also knows I get so worked up just planning a children's birthday party that I've managed to find an excuse for the past four years running to not host one for my daughter (who really does deserve a birthday party... I am a bad, bad mom.)
So would you let Martha come in and fix your home disasters and soiree suckages? I need to follow this story and find out what network picks up her pitch because this has Bad Mom Intervention written all over it.