The Bad Moms Club

Her Bad Cooking: Cinnamon Bongs

I love cinnamon buns. I love cinnamon buns with a fiery passion that burns with the heat of a thousand Aga cookstoves. I will eat cinnamon buns anytime, anywhere, and I will groan loudly in ecstasy if they are even passably good.

I cannot, however, make them myself.

I'm Kind of Shocked This Hasn't Happened to Me Yet.

One of my favourite sites to visit each day is FML.com. Sometimes I can identify with certain FML submissions and sometimes it reminds me that some one, somewhere is having a crappier day than me.

Now while this particular FML hasn't happened to me, it made me think it's only a matter of time before it does:

She's Got Legs... And She Knows How to Refuse Them

..."them," presumably, being her Mom, Dad, Nann(ies), or whoever else would have attempted to make Suri Cruise wear something to cover up her pins on a recent outing in chilly Boston. Because I'm 99.7% certain that someone at some stage probably tried to make Suri dress properly for the elements.

But that means jackshit to a child her age.

Bad Tweets: It's Hard Out There On The Playground

From Stefanie Wilder-Tayler's hysterical Twitter feed. (Got a lead on a hot bad mom tweet? Your own, or someone else's? Share it and we might feature it as a Bad Tweet.)

From The Basement: Wanting To Erase The Past

Posted by Anonymous.

It all started when I was 17yrs old, one of those summer flings...

Continue reading "Wanting To Erase The Past" over the Basement.

Her Bad Cooking: Would You Like Fries With That?

I'll bet you already knew this, but beaver is better when fried.

Baby Make Your Booty Go Da Na Da Na

Forgive me for quoting Sisqo in the title, but it couldn't be avoided because this video? Is Bad Mom awesome. I even found it funny when I was a young, single, well-rested, with disposable income and a flat and toned tummy... (oh, my hell -- quick, somebody: remind me why I became a parent again?)(RIGHT. The incomparable fulfillment that comes with raising my beloved child.) (Can I have that, AND my flat tummy?)

Anyway, this video may be an oldie, but it's definitely a goodie.

My Money is On Krueger

Props must be given to this British mom for not going all Duggar with the naming of her children. That said, that's about all she gets in the way of props for her baby-naming skills.

At present count, Sara Foss has thirteen children with number fourteen on the way. Let's review the names from oldest to youngest:

I Said BATHE The Baby, Not BASTE The Baby

Happy Thanksgiving, you guys. Don't eat your babies.

From The Basement: Drawing A Line

Posted by Anonymous.

Today marks the anniversary of my sister’s death. Or it could be tomorrow. I’ve never really been sure. I can’t ask my mother.

Continue reading "Drawing A Line" over at the Basement...