Hangovers Are So 2009

First they came up with alcohol in a convenient pill form to make life and packing mixes easier. Now they are making alcohol that doesn't really get you drunk.

For the love of all things vodka flavoured: WHY? Sometimes mommy needs to escape, ya know.

Wait... let me read further.

Holy crow, this new alcohol being developed at Imperial College London allows you to get all silly and euphoric but when you need to sober up to drive or perhaps be responsible in that parental way, there is an antidote that provides instant sobriety.

Oh my. The practical uses are endless.

This is going to revolutionize children's parties. Think about it: while the kids are getting their sugar high fix, the parents can -- in the words of the Wiggles -- shake their sillies out with martinis and when the party ends, the adults can wibble the wobbles away with the sobriety pill.

Everyone wins.

Wow, ain't science grand?

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