Blind gossip items are one of my guilty pleasures. Call it schadenfreude, call it taking perverse pleasure in knowing that celebrities are as messed up as we think they are, call it a faint, desperate hope that one day, there'll be an item that reads something like 'Desperate Blond Actress with lifestyle website has secret passion for greasy hamburgers and fries and spends whole weekends snorting pulverized candy corn and playing D&D with her cupcake-addicted rock star husband who also, sometimes, wears her underpants. Maybe something worth writing an open letters to her readers about? Goops, did we give it away?'
Call it whatever, I love it. But not when it's something like this:
"Coke mom doesn't get to spend all that much time with her child/ren. You would think what time she does spend with her child/ren would be quality. Well, nothing like this lesson.Coke Mom has her child/ren with her last week when she decided to stop by her dealer's house and make a buy. Well, Coke Mom wanted to be a good mom so decided bringing her child/ren into the house would probably not be a good idea. So, Coke Mom left her child/ren in the car while she bought some coke, took the time to sample some and the next thing you know there is a knock at the front door and it is Coke Mom's child/ren asking to use the bathroom because it has been two hours."
Is it just me, or doesn't it seem that in the time that it would take for someone to pass this story along, they could have been, I don't know, calling child protective services? Seriously?
I don't care who this - I just want someone who does know who this is to get them help, and fast. Ugh. Ugh.
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