These boobs, the ones that she had on display at the Golden Globes the other night?
Yeah. Those? Are CRIMINAL. Those SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED.
The picture doesn't do them justice. I actually gasped when she walked onstage. Where was one to look? IT WAS ALL BOOB. SHIMMERING, PERKY BOOB.
Of course, I'm happy for her. Moms gotta represent, right? But seriously, is it wrong that I'm kinda hoping there was some magic double-sided tape involved and that body make-up and good lighting really can do wonders for one's assets?
Because, damn. My boob esteem is suffering a little today.
yup, those are some killer boobs...damn, the only way mine would EVER look that good is with some serious surgery.
Wahhhh, I wanna be a celebrity :(
Posted by: Carrie | 01/19/2010 at 11:08 AM
Good grief, mine were never that perky BEFORE kids! Now, I'm dangerously close to "rocks in socks" syndrome.
Life just ain't fair...
Posted by: Nenette | 01/19/2010 at 11:10 AM
In all fairness it doesn't help that she's ridiculously hot.
And no. You are so. Not. Alone.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to dribbling.
Posted by: jay | 01/19/2010 at 11:10 AM
HOly crap that woman is GORGEOUS. And I like her with short hair too.
Speaking of boobies, I do feel a little better wearing my new Miraculous Bra from VS. Now my little saggy a's have a new life. Not close to Halle's, but they look better.
Posted by: monstergirlee | 01/19/2010 at 12:53 PM
She has always had good boobs... and she is drop-dead gorgeous no matter what she wear, with or without make-up and no matter what she does with her hair. I hate her a teeny little bit and am in awe of her a WHOLE LOT!
Posted by: Wendy Armbruster Bell | 01/19/2010 at 02:31 PM
Two words (I have friends in the costume world): DUCK TAPE. No joke, there is tape holding those puppies up.
Hope that makes you all feel better. It does me.
Posted by: heaterm | 01/19/2010 at 10:02 PM
Its true, they're taped, and possibly there are other "appliances" under there to smooth things out and perk things up.
Posted by: mystic_eye_cda | 01/20/2010 at 10:18 AM