Baby, if you've ever wondered,
Wondered whatever became of me,
I'm living on the lam in Cincinnati...
No, seriously, someone has some babies on the run in Cincinnati right now.
Apparently two young ladies, guesstimated to be ages 12 and 14 walked into a bank this week and robbed it, sans weapons. They got away with an undisclosed amount of marked bills.
My first thought: Do not let this be a glimpse of my future.
My second thought: I really, REALLY hope the parents didn't put them up to this or someone else will be in the running for 'Narcissistic Dipshit' of the parenting world, a la Mr. Balloon Boy, and there will be some mad judging going on around here.
One does not endanger/exploit/subject-to-criminal-mastermindery their child for financial gain. Lord knows I've learned enough from the Lohans, Spears, and Cyruses in my years of celebrity gossip mongering. And kiddy bank robbing isn't all that much better than mercenary kiddy fame-whoring. I think.
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