Baby In A Can

Every so often I trip across something that I haven't seen before and am rendered speechless.

Absolutely speechless.

Which, you know, for me? Is rare.

Anyway. May I present Baby in a Can, I'm sorry... I mean the Tummy Tub:

"Designed in Europe, the Tummy Tub looks like your average bucket, but it's used to calm and bathe babies, especially those with colic and gas, by creating a womb-like experience and allowing them to relax in the fetal position."

Yet all I see is this:

Baby in a bucket. Chicken in a can. Baby/bucket. Chicken/can.

And that's all I have to say about that.

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Comments

[Maria]

*hurl*

[Apryl's Antics]

MMMM! Gelatinous goo-coated chicken in a can! It's so much tastier than baby in a bucket. BTW, Baby In A Bucket was bought out about a month ago and is now Bucket O' Baby. I thought you might want to know.

[motherbumper]

@AprylsAntics Does it come in crispy original AND new baked not fried? Im so behind on Baby O Bucket marketing.

[Allison Zapata]

No. Words.

[motherbumper]

@AllisonZapata I KNOW! NO WORDS!

[Karen]

Thanks in advance for tonight's nightmares

[Michelle]

I can't even find the words. yuck.

[Melissa]

Just...no.

[mamatulip]

oh my god, oh my god.

I've never seen a chicken in a can before.

Thanks.

[Carrie]

oh...my...

that's all I can manage.

[@thecaffeinatrix]

So...they put the baby underwater to wash it in that weird thing? And it doesn't drown? Also, I've never actually seen the chicken that comes out of the can and I hope I never do.

[Zakary]

GAH.

That's all I have at the moment.

[Loukia]

That chicken in the can will haunt me forever and ever. That baby in a can er - tub - is pretty scary, too!

[Jayme]

I seriously think I am going to vomit now.