Oh my god, you guys! Martha Stewart is reading our blog! I mean, she must be. How else do you explain demonstrating how to make a panty bouquet? That's totally how we were going to mock her flower-arranging demonstrations. She must have spies, and they must be keeping an eye on our Bad Housekeeping (formerly Martha Stewart Went To Jail, You Guys: DON'T LISTEN TO HER) category.
Seriously, Martha? Panty bouquets? What's next, dildo topiary?
Dildo topiaries would be good fun. There was a commercial... topiaries, trimming bushes... waitaminuite... MOW THE LAWN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM
Posted by: EarnestGirl | 02/17/2010 at 12:21 PM