Ten Reasons Why Bacon Is Sometimes Better Than Sex

A recent survey says that 43% of Canadians would choose bacon over sex. I say: duh, eh? I mean, bacon's pretty awesome, right? And it's superiority to sex in certain circumstances is, I think, clear - especially if you're a. parent

Consider the following:

1) You can eat bacon when you're exhausted or have a headache.

2) You don't need to have fully recovered from childbirth before you can have bacon.

3) You don't need to shave your legs to eat bacon.

4) You can eat bacon in under ten minutes, which, really, is something to consider when the kids are napping.

5) You can eat bacon while the kids are watching Saturday morning cartoons - in the same room.

6) Your husband won't have to take a nap after eating bacon.

7) You don't need to worry about fertility cycles when you're eating bacon.

8) While bacon consumption might lead to one needing to go up a pant size, it won't lead to maternity wear.

9) Have I been clear about this? BACON WON'T GET YOU PREGNANT.

10) Two words: Pork fat.

Of course, bacon lovers should remember to always practice safe bacon: use protection when you're preparing it, enjoy it in moderation, and always keep a napkin on hand.

via Alltop.

Comments

[Michelle]

God I love bacon!

[Elizabeth]

Here's one you forgot: Bacon is *always* good! And I'm not even Canadian.

[Kerri]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm... where's my frying pan?

[LindsayDianne]

You're supposed to have sex when you have a headache too. Both sex AND eating make headache pain cease. :D

[Lynn]

Where's my bacon!!!!

[Jayme]

I HEART BACON!

[domestic extraordinaire]

this.is.awesome.

[Atomic Mom]

Bacon = love
Sex = ehh.