Lindsay Lohan Hates Babies

Okay, so Lindsay Lohan doesn't really hate babies (or at least she hasn't publicly admitted it) but she is suing those gosh darn cute eTrade babies because she thinks they are making fun of her.

Bad Moms love those eTrade babies -- especially the tyrannical ones. They're hysterical. Lindsay, obviously, lost her sense of humor sometime after she stopped dating Samantha Ronson.

Really, eTrade babies are hilarious. When Gemma was a wee thing we used to make her talk in funny voices like she was our own personal marionette and that sh*t was gold. Oh how we'd laugh (mind you, the laughter was probably more due to sleep deprivation than incredible baby wit.)

But Lindsay (or at least her legal team) don't find the latest eTrade commercial funny. They claim that it depicts Lindsay as a 'milkaholic' infant even though the infant in question is only referred to by the name Lindsay (or Linsey or Lindsey or Linsay - they didn't include captions) and even though, you know, it's an infant. Her lawyers felt that the ad was 'modeled after her' and have filed a $100 million lawsuit.

Dear Lindsay: if you really are being mocked here, you should be flattered that they didn't label you a Pablum junkie.

This must be a fun side-diversion for Lindsay's legal team who generally keeping her out of trouble and / or quashing the latest antics of her father.

So what do you think? Funny or not? Defamatory enough to sue for a cool 100 million? Do you think they even meant to poke fun at Lindsay Lohan and her rehab woes? Personally I'd be flattered if the eTrade babies made fun of me but maybe that's just me. Damn, those babies are just so darn cute (how do they make them talk?)

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[Michelle]

I think she needs to quit being a whiney baby and get the hell over it. Even if they were making fun of her, she deserves every second of it!

[Out-Numbered]

My company does all of those commercials, so I'm biased. Fucking Hilarious!!! That's just my opinion. The footage of those kids is awesome. Actually shot them in Toronto. Lindsay Lohan is insane. Great PR though, for both sides...

[LibraryGirl62]

Milkaholic? no, Lindsey-now if they used the words Fame Whore, you might have a case..Get a real job!!!!!!!

[Tammy]

the pathetic has-been is desperate. Luckily for the babies, she propelled them to stardom. good one. now crawl back to the pub

[Melissa @MBonn]

It never for a moment occurred to me that they could be referring to her. Until of course she made it about her and now I'll always think of her as "that milkaholic Lindsay"

[mamatulip]

What makes me laugh about this story is that Lindsay's mother went on the record saying that the commercial in question is a child mocking a child, or something like that. Yes, Lindsay is Dina's child, but she's no child. She's in her early twenties with a rap sheet and what appears to be a substance abuse problem. She's not a child, she's a GROWN ADULT.

This whole lawsuit is absolutely ridiculous. So is Lindsay herself.

[Marilyn @ A Lot of Loves]

Until I read this I never equated milkaholic Lindsay with Lohan. Is she the only Lindsay in the World? Gawd lighten up, LL.

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