The Bad Moms Club

Bad Moms Love Common Sense, Especially When Applied By People With Medical Degrees

From Gawker: "The University of Minnesota medical school has solved the problem of the 'embarrassment, stereotypes and concern about patriarchy and abuse' that goes along with teaching medical students to do pelvic exams. Whew!" Medical students at UM will learn to do the exams on an anatomical model - which, I presume, means using some kind of high-concept dummy - NO JOKES PEOPLE - rather than performing them on actual patients.

They must have read about that whole non-consensual nether-probing issue that we have up here in Canada. "Concern about patriarchy and abuse," indeed.

Oh, National Geographic. You Had Me At Flashier Tits.

Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm, according to a headline at the National Geographic website this morning. But before you run out to buy a Bedazzler for your nursing bra, read the fine print:

Potty Science: The Full Scoop On Poop

Alternate title: Let's Talk About Sh*t, Baby.

This will probably mean nothing to anyone who isn't a parent, but seeing as most of you probably are... do you remember the days before you would openly discuss the color, consistency, and frequency of someone else's poop? Yes, me too. Those were the same days that consisted of sleeping in on weekends, disposable income, and general all-around freedom -- sadly unrecognised in its real state.