Oh hey, do you remember the December post that we should have called "HA HA HA GWYNETH FAIL!" but because we are 'mature' and 'restrained' Catherine just called it "GOOPtastic: One More Reason To Be Irritated By Gwyneth Paltrow"?
Fuck maturity and restraint, Gwyneth just gave me MORE reason to loathe her goopy existence.
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I was just going to title this HA HA HA GWYNETH FAIL! but that seemed childish. Still, the news that Her Royal GOOPiness might have run afoul of the FTC's new blogger disclosure guidelines made me titter a little more gleefully than is, I suppose, appropriate for a grown woman.
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Blind gossip items are one of my guilty pleasures. Call it schadenfreude, call it taking perverse pleasure in knowing that celebrities are as messed up as we think they are, call it a faint, desperate hope that one day, there'll be an item that reads something like 'Desperate Blond Actress with lifestyle website has secret passion for greasy hamburgers and fries and spends whole weekends snorting pulverized candy corn and playing D&D with her cupcake-addicted rock star husband who also, sometimes, wears her underpants. Maybe something worth writing an open letters to her readers about? Goops, did we give it away?'
Call it whatever, I love it. But not when it's something like this:
