The Bad Moms Club

Eight-Year-Old Girl Performs Lady GaGa Number On Brazilian Reality Show

Like many other girls who grew up in the 80s, I was a huge Madonna fan. For a long time, whenever my best friend came over, our favourite game to play was Desperately Seeking Susan. We used to raid my mother’s pile of old costume jewelry, clothes and makeup in an attempt to look the way Madonna and Rosanna Arquette did on the cover of my Dress You Up LP. We'd parade around the house, pretending we were in New York City, seeking desperately for Susan.

Kids emulate celebrities all the time, but sometimes it goes to far. Sometimes, it makes you wonder how much celebrity role-play is too much.

Bad Moms Love Talk Show Hosts Who Make Wishes Come True

Have you heard about 'Crying Cody', the three-year-old girl whose mother posted a video of her sobbing over Canadian pop star Justin Bieber on YouTube? The video took off like wildfire - nearly two million people have watched Cody shed many a tear over Justin in less than a month - and even folks who don’t really know (or care) about Justin Bieber (like me!) have got to admit that Cody is pretty freakin’ adorable.

Elmo Breaks It Down On The Wendy Williams Show

Did anyone catch the Wendy Williams Show the other day? Elmo was a special guest on the show, and if you were watching, you probably saw his totally awesome rendition of the show's theme song, complete with special vocal effects and backup dancers.

If you're like me and didn't see the episode, then check this awesomeness out:

Not Even Superheroes Are Immune To Today's Tough Economic Times

You know the economy has really tanked when Superheroes start losing their jobs.

Peter Parker, the New York City’s official photographer and Spider-Man’s alter-ego, is set to get pink-slipped in an upcoming edition of The Amazing Spider-Man.

Jude Law Meets His Five-Month-Old Love Child For The First Time

It only took him five months, but British actor Jude Law has finally laid eyes on his newest bundle of joy – daughter Sophia, the result of a week-long fling with New York cocktail waitress Samantha Burke. Jude, along with his lawyers, hopped on a plane last weekend and made the trip to Miami, Florida, to meet his baby girl.

Jude talked shop with celebrity lawyer Maurice Kutner for six hours before the meeting, and it’s been said that he and Samantha were able to come to an agreement about raising Sophia before all was said and done. Sounds less like a first-time father moment and more like a business meeting, if you ask me.

Hurray For Barbie: Two Snappy New Careers And One Really Bad Typo

Barbie. She’s a household name. I had a whole mess of Barbies; I dressed them up, brushed their hair and created lives for them when I was a kid, and I’ll bet that many of you did, too. I always dressed mine in a fancy silver ball gown with red velour hearts on the sleeves, and she usually drove around in her honkin’ yellow Barbie Camper, the one that my mother got me for Christmas one year.

Every time I played Barbies, I envisioned mine a horse trainer. Funnily enough, of the 125 job titles Barbie has had in the 50 years she’s been kickin’ around, a horse trainer has never been one of them. She’s been a pet stylist, a dentist and a Mountie, a McDonald’s cashier (I bet she lasted ten minutes working drive-thru during a dinner rush. Just sayin’.) and even a NASCAR driver. And that's just the tip of the iceberg; Barbie's resume is pretty stacked.

Road Trip Rulez: Bad Moms Edition

This week we (Catherine and me and our kids) are on the road courtesy of GM Canada, making our way from Toronto to Disney World in Florida to participate in the Tiarathon marathon to raise awareness about Duchenne's Muscular Dystrophy and Catherine's mission to do 100 miles For Tanner.

We are on a road trip. We've made up some rules:

Harriet The Spy Ditches Pen And Notebook, Opts For Laptop And Blog

First came Harriet the Spy, Louise Fitzhugh’s classic, award-winning story about Harriet M. Welsch, an 11-year old aspiring writer who doesn’t leave home without a pen and her notebook. Thirty-two years later, Nickelodeon took a stab at a remake, a movie that starred Michelle Trachtenberg as Harriet. It's one that, I admit, I’ve never seen, but from what I’ve read it sounds like Nick did stay in line with quite a bit of the original plot.

Well, now the Disney Channel is premiering their new Harriet the Spy remake next month, and it's called Harriet the Spy: Blog Wars. That's right, folks: in this version, our beloved Harriet has pitched her trusty pen and notepad in favour of a laptop and and a blog.

Bad Moms Know A Bad Thing When They Hear It

I’m not afraid to admit that I used to consider myself one of the world’s biggest Poison fans, and that, for a long time, I found the band’s frontman, Bret Michaels, quite desirable. But sometime late last decade (which, not so coincidentally, is when Rock of Love made its big debut) I stopped seeing Bret as the rugged rock n' roll crooner I wouldn't kick out of bed and started thinking of things like male pattern baldness, venereal disease, male sluts, and one-hit wonders whenever I heard his name.

The 47-year old rocker is in the headlines again – and no, this time it’s not because he’s driving a Winnebago across the United States in search of his long lost rock mama, thank gawd. This time, it’s about music. Bret’s been busy in the studio, you see, recording a hot new single with none other than... Miley Cyrus.

Bad Moms Love Bad Dogs And Also Doritos

My husband makes TV commercials. He made this one:

It's funny because it's true. Also, Doritos. (It's actually part of a contest. Most views wins. It'd be awesome if his won. Yes, this is shameless spousal promotion. You want to make something of it?)