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Bad Moms Love Vampires And Also The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

I realize that I'm probably the last person on earth to see the latest Old Spice commercial - you know, the one with the man your man could smell like? - but I saw it for the first time a few days ago, and I haven't stopped laughing since. Up until now I really didn't think that I'd find anything better on the 'net this week, but.

But!

Elmo Breaks It Down On The Wendy Williams Show

Did anyone catch the Wendy Williams Show the other day? Elmo was a special guest on the show, and if you were watching, you probably saw his totally awesome rendition of the show's theme song, complete with special vocal effects and backup dancers.

If you're like me and didn't see the episode, then check this awesomeness out:

Meep In The Wind: Bad Moms Love Beaker

Beaker is like the Rodney Dangerfield of The Muppets: he just can't get no respect. No respect at all.

For example, the Internet feedback on this video. This is exactly why I fear posting videos of myself on YouTube:

If The Wiggles Got Hit By a Sex Pistols Stick While Roaming Through IKEA

It's all about the mutant hybrids this week at The Bad Moms Club. First there was the love child of Harry Potter and Dangerous Minds. Now we are looking at the love child of a match made in music hell.

So, what would you get if you took those crazy Australian merrymakers called The Wiggles and put them in the studio with Malcolm MacLaren circa 1975? And then sprinkled them with lingonberry jam and gravlax?

The official equation would be: (Sex Pistols + New York Dolls) x The Wiggles / smorgasborg delights = ???

The Twelve Muppets Of Christmas

You might have been under the misapprehension that John Denver was uncool. You'd have been wrong. John Denver qua John Denver is uncool. John Denver singing Christmas carols with Muppets is AWESOME.

Also, Miss Piggy rules. That is all.

Bye, Olivia. Thanks For Reminding Us To Remember.

You've probably already heard that Alaina Reed, aka Sesame Street's beloved Olivia, passed away. And if you're one of those old fogies who knew and loved Sesame Street back in its Old School days, the days of Bob and Gordon and Luis and Maria and Olivia, well, that would have been sad news for you. It was for me. Not because I knew her or anything, but because - and I said something like this when I noted the passing of Brittany Murphy just a few days ago (god, what a bleak few days it's been) - she was part of the cultural landscape that formed a backdrop to my life, or in this case, my childhood. Her death is a reminder of the passage of time, of the fact that things change, that people move on, that we don't stay kids forever.

Tough lesson at Christmas time.

More This Week In Muppets: Carol Of The Freaktastic Bells

I think that I might have to consider making our household a Muppet-Entertainment-Only Zone for the duration of the holidays. This is why:

This Week In Muppets: Today's Jake Gyllenhaal Moment Was Brought To You By The Letter RWARR

This Sesame Street moment is one that you won't mind playing over and over and over again for the kids.

You may even catch yourself playing it even when the kids have been in bed for hours.

Or even ordering them out of the room so you can watch it in peace.

Ode To Meep, I Mean JOY!

We love this more than any other rendition of Ode To Joy, EV-ER.

source via awesome Bad Mom Jen

Because We're Easy Come, Easy Go, Little High, Little Low

This just is what it is. I know that you can find it all over the Internet, and you've probably seen it thirty-hundred times already, but seriously, it is so awesome - and totally reflective of what parenthood means to us here at BMC - that we had to post it. Watch, and rejoice: